i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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