the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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