How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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