And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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