so explain again why im purple
no
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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