The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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