talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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