Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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