no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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