did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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