She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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