doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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