She said her name was "party"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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