i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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