He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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