i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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