the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
