Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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