What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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