dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She's the barista slut.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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