no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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