My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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