i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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