Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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