walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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