last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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