it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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