what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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