who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
