I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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