I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just want nice things and good sex
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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