Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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