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(630): View more from Illinois

I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.

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dollar beers will do that to you.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."

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(615): View more from Tennessee

After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.

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