Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
