Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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