she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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