But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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