I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I need moral support for this bender
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
