I can't watch pbs sober anymore
If that was your dad, he is hot
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
it's great music for shaving your balls
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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