Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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