trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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