So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
