Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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