Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She even gives head with a lisp.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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