dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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