i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
