Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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