yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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