Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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