stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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